This means that it’s perfect for your whole ‘effortlessly stylish’ or ‘elegantly disheveled’ look. Don’t blame me for those empty as fuck descriptors, we read your blog’s ‘About’ page. You just got hung by your own petard, motherfucker! I have no idea what a petard is, but getting hung by your own anything can’t be that good. WIKIPEDIA THAT SHIT FOR ME AND THEN WRITE THE DEFINITION IN THE COMMENTS SECTION AND TELL ME I’M FRONTING ON BEING WELL-INFORMED.
— Jon (via howtotalktogirlsatparties)






